Collecting quotes of my own and others about roller derby:

“Hitting in derby is like sex. The mind blowing blocks are rare. Most of the time its really about nudging and getting in position.” – Bitches Bruze

Hitting in derby is like sex corollary “And we always go for the most dangerous person.” – Justice Feelgood Marshall

“Its all just fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then its roller derby.” – Will Jettison

“Nothing in life is black and white except scrimmage jerseys. Even then they are some times red.” – Bitches Bruze